You Lead, I'll Follow

You Lead, I'll Follow

So…what do I say about “Lost” that hasn’t been said before?

Well, let me start with saying that I take back everything I ever said about it: I know I mentioned “Lost” before on this blog, but I should acknowledge the fact that I’ve only been feeling the “Lost-love for a little over a year now, and only really started watching it properly at the beginning of season four. All that said, thanks to the osmosis of the internet, I still know what was going on. I know everything, see?

So, “Follow The Leader,” also known as “the penultimate episode of season five” (when they’re showing the next two epiosdes together back-to-back, they’re not allowed to consider them two separate episodes.) Everything goes behind the cut to save you from the smoke monster spoilers.

I have to say, while it was a very cool episode, it didn’t quite have the effect that I expected with it being the penultimate episode, and especially after what happened in “The Variable.” There’s still a lot of lead-up for the finale, but pay-offs in this episode were pretty sparse.

On the list of pros, we had some Others action, some Eloise-dealing-with-Daniel’s-death-and-all-that-time-fuckery action, and some killer dialogue, mostly involving Juliet and Ben.

And then there’s Jack (and Kate)…I don’t think I’ve ever hated two characters more. Okay, maybe hate isn’t the right word, but c’mon, in this episode especially, they were both totally boring and inconsequential. I’d actually have cared more if it was just Richard and Eloise going around being all other-ly. Kate’s sole purpose this season (well, since they’ve returned to the island, anyway) has been to stir up trouble for (and between) Juliet and Sawyer: it’s funny that they could only get her away from them for one episode before teaming them up again. And it’s not like we have any reason to want her to break them up anyway (much love for…Julieyer? Sawyiet? They need a proper noun that refers to them…)

All the Locke stuff going on in the present…well, again, it felt just a little bit rushed: not in the bad way, but they’re obviously leading up to something to include in the finale. Of course, I’m pretty sure that it’s because he’s dead, and his body’s in the box that Ilana’s trying to open. But then…well, we have to wonder why Locke’s on his way to kill the Batman Jacob. Yes, perhaps Locke is the Joker…okay, no, that came out of nowehere. But it would be kinda cool…

Anyway, I’m eagerly awaiting next week’s finale and season six, whenever that starts. I wish it was the week after :(